apocalypanties:

But like imagine if every woman in the world was given permission to go “full miss piggy” without restraint or consequence. There would be so many limp muppet man bodies flying around

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pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

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balkansoul:

god gives his hardest battles (making career choices in current economic and political climate) to his weakest soliders (20-sth year olds who wanna spend the whole day browsing pinterest instead)

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cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

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asker

Anonymous asked:

Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age

boyboobs:

do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you

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10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

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livixbobbiex:

lalamyfootupyouraft:

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I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Early 1900s speedrun

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

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how could they possibly have predicted this

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I literally can’t stop watching these

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z-arcane:

qzvk:

everyone has to stop making posts like “the world’s loneliest ant has died in secret” its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

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